The photographer, Mr. Freano, snapped shots of me in a beautiful tuxedo for his new calendar. I posed wonderfully, with passion and grace. The lighting crew was gasping at my beauty.
"Okay! Julie, go dress Theo in his pilot costume." Freano said to my personal dresser/make-up artist.
"Sure! Mr. Freano, do we want to include the googles." Julie asked, and when Freano nodded, she swooped me out of the room.
My dressing room was painted in a lovely green that reminded me of the grass I ate this morning so I could throw up my breakfast. You got to stay skinny when you're a model. Julie brushed through my stunning white fur, and shoved my lithe body into a jumpsuit and vest. The goggles blocked my sparkling black eyes, so that was unfortunate, and along with the fact the stupid girl stepped on my tail I was not in a good mood.
Despite that the photo shoot went fabulous, and I got a spot on the front cover of the 2012 Doggy Calendar. I, Theo Barker, am the top dog model in the world. Pretty cool, right?
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