Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Zombie Segregation

   "Auuuahaaaghat!" Clarissa, the zombie cried out over the crowd of the undead.  A translator on the camera that was filming the gathering instantly translated the garbled speech into English.
   "We zombies refuse to be treated any differently than any other live citizen of Earth.  The way live people act as if we are monsters about to eat their brains is insulting.  Yes, we do eat brains, but you eat cows, pigs, and chicken.  Is that really any different?" Clarissa called out angrily.  "We will not accept the way we are treated anymore!"
   The protest had started three days ago when a live human tried to shoot a zombie, and the court didn't even send him to jail.  Zombies were forced to go to separate schools, and drink from separate water fountains.   No zombie was allowed to go near children, or living schools.
   Government officials (all living of course) debated on giving the zombies the same freedoms as a living person.  Eventually the zombies finally got the same rights.  It had taken what seemed like forever, but everyone, even zombies were equal.
Epilogue
   A few weeks after the zombies got their freedom there were no living humans anymore.  The zombies used their equality to end the living human race.  It just goes to show you shouldn't trust protesting zombies. 

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