Note: Actually I already wrote a speech for minors...but I guess I'll write another one.
I, Barak Obama, am here to inform the American people on the Zombie Apocolypse. We must remain brave, as only the American people can. Some of you may wonder who is at fault. But, no one is.
This is a natural virus that wiped out humanity right after the Ice Age. For some reason it has surfaced again. Please remain calm. One-third of the population of the world are now zombies.
This is your President, saying not to panic and to carry a gun with you at all times. A gun or a bazooka., anyway. If it gets out of hand we will use our nuclear weapons. That is a promise.
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